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Wake the Fuck Up Coffee

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Wake the Fuck Up Coffee  The original Extra Strong Coffee. Need to be Alert? Got some studying to do? Need to work late? Can't afford to fall asleep at the wheel? Here is your remedy. This coffee makes a seriously strong fucking cup of joe. It'll put a stride in your step and some lead in your pencil. Not to mention that you'll probable reorganize the garage and finally get to the lawn. Wake the fuck up and live. Your new motto can be sleep is for the dead. You won't perspire, you'll perculate. This is clearly a better option to the caffeine IV drip. Ingredients: Coffee
Manufactured by Figueroa Brothers

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Based on 5 reviews
Smooth and flavourful taste experience

Smooth and flavourful taste experience -- we loved it and would purchase again.

Best coffee I've had since

Best coffee I've had since 1986 in San Jaun Capistrano. Just wondering how long. 6 lbs are going to last me. Many thanks and here's to wishing you and your staff a Merry Christmas. Cheers Cyndi

Love the fast service!!! Got

Love the fast service!!! Got an email 45 minutes after placing the order saying it was already being shipped. The coffe is fantastic.

Works like hell, tastes like

Works like hell, tastes like heaven!

Mahvellous coffee!

Love a coffee with distinct body. a bold dark roast. WTFU is rich and smooth too, kind to the tummy.

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Must try

Great Sauce! It's pretty hot. Would buy again.

Wonderful Flavor

Just A Wonderful Flavor That I Can Eat On Virtually Anything. It Really Goes With Everything.

Highly recommend

The guys at hot ones certainly know how to make a sauce. The chilies pack a small punch, but it’s not so overwhelming as to mask the excellent flavour. Will definitely be buying more of this sauce.

Only buy it for the novelty

After having seen numerous celebrities suffer through this sauce on hot ones I thought that I’d see what the fuss is about. And what you see is what you get. It’s got some heat. But what gives this sauce 1 star is the uncomfortable way that it sits on your palate and the utterly disgusting after taste. The balance of my bottle has made its way to the trash.


Fantastic taste with great quality. Not too hot, but just right.