Wide selection, fast shipping and great service. Highly recommended.

Ever wondered what it would be like to get pepper sprayed directly into your mouth?. Well, wonder no longer.

This diabolical little bottle of satan's toothpaste smells deceptively good, with a hint of cherry and brimstone. The somewhat pleasant aroma lulls you into a false sense of confidence as you glob an unreasonable amount of sauce onto that chicken wing.

Smells good, how hot can it be?, you think to yourself naively as you polish it off, licking fingers in triumph.

No problem, not even that hot at first. Then a slow realization that you've made a terrible mistake. Ears ringing, you check the mirror because you're convinced your tongue is bleeding. Exhaling pure fire you wonder if it's possible to die from eating a hot sauce. Lips feel like you've kissed a belt sander and your nose is now leaking liquid magma.

You reach for all the emergency interventions - bread, milk, water, ice and quickly realise that you've been lied to, none of these work.

After about 15 minutes, with phone in hand ready to dial 911, it starts to subside. Maybe your tongue isn't bleeding after all, maybe you'll pull through.

And then, like awaking from a bad dream, it's over and you question if it was really that bad after all.

10/10 will probably do it again

really tasty, nice kick

really tasty, nice kick

5 stars great gift really fast shipping mad dog tastes great