Tube Of Terror
I've always been on a quest to eat as spicy as I could. Never really had the chance to go into the 6-digit scoville units until a week ago when I ate a rooster spur. That was fun. 3 days later someone offered me one of them tube of terror peanuts. That was fun too! I made sure to chew it good before swallowing. After 5 sec of chewing or so my mouth went numb, then it turned to fire and then to sand paper. I may or may not have cried, sweated, sniffled and salivated enough to fill an Olympic-size swimming pool, but it only lasted 5min. After that I felt a little heat in my stomach for 3min or so and then it went away. Overall that was pretty enjoyable.
Think twice. The moment I bit into one of these it was like acid spraying into my mouth. Instantly your lips mouth and tongue start to go tingly numb while still being in a state of alarming discomfort and pain. Trying to swallow quickly doesn't help, you can feel the firey heat travel down your throat and sit in your gut like a wad of pure lava. At this point most people are assaulted by the most violent bought of hiccups they've ever experienced and it won't stop. Don't drink water! It will only make it more intense. The worst part is when you inevitably have to shit this nugget of evil out. The real name should be colon fire, or asshole prolapser. Had to double check to make sure I wasn't bleeding or shitting out the slag from a blacksmith forge. To summarize, if you offered me a thousand dollars and all I had to do was eat one of those god awful things again, I'd tell you to go pound sand. Definitely worth trying once though, it's an experience!
Delicious but deadly
Good Lord these things are intense! A must buy for any hot heads! Borderline dangerous with a low heat tolerance but had a blast with this product.
Tried this with my friends, looked like we were doing a summoning ritual jumping around making weird sounds