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Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce

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HS985

 

Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce. When Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr., said Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the competition. With that in mind (what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to ravage the Killer Habanero Patch. In taking no chances of the Killer Habaneros and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the jewels you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it became an instant WAR. The Killer Habaneros put up a great fight, but no match for the Kahuna of Hot Sauces. He escapes on his getaway outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the connection?), that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time you get orange crushed by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will take the pain away for good. P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in the beginning, it will get you in THE END. P.S.S. Banned by all Proctologists. Ingredients: Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Crushed Tomatoes, Key lime Juice, Clam Juice, Honey, Worcestershire, Carrots, Fresh Garlic in Water, Fresh onions, Ginger, Cilantro, Spices, and Tic Gum. Brand: Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauces

Manufacturer: Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauces


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Must try

Great Sauce! It's pretty hot. Would buy again.

Wonderful Flavor

Just A Wonderful Flavor That I Can Eat On Virtually Anything. It Really Goes With Everything.

Highly recommend

The guys at hot ones certainly know how to make a sauce. The chilies pack a small punch, but it’s not so overwhelming as to mask the excellent flavour. Will definitely be buying more of this sauce.

Only buy it for the novelty

After having seen numerous celebrities suffer through this sauce on hot ones I thought that I’d see what the fuss is about. And what you see is what you get. It’s got some heat. But what gives this sauce 1 star is the uncomfortable way that it sits on your palate and the utterly disgusting after taste. The balance of my bottle has made its way to the trash.

Superb

Fantastic taste with great quality. Not too hot, but just right.