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Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce

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Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce. When Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr., said Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the competition. With that in mind (what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to ravage the Killer Habanero Patch. In taking no chances of the Killer Habaneros and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the jewels you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it became an instant WAR. The Killer Habaneros put up a great fight, but no match for the Kahuna of Hot Sauces. He escapes on his getaway outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the connection?), that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time you get orange crushed by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will take the pain away for good. P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in the beginning, it will get you in THE END. P.S.S. Banned by all Proctologists. Ingredients: Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Crushed Tomatoes, Key lime Juice, Clam Juice, Honey, Worcestershire, Carrots, Fresh Garlic in Water, Fresh onions, Ginger, Cilantro, Spices, and Tic Gum. Brand: Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauces

Manufacturer: Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauces


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Brutal, very hot, taste was really bad

This was just stinking hot, tastes hotter than a lot of other sauces but the heat over powers you and it is not a great taste, was good for a hot wing challenge but I would use as recommended on the bottle to just add heat to something like soup or chili if you want some extreme heat, even then there are much better choices!

Not as crazy as I was expecting but many of my friends can barely handle it :)

It really burns, the heat kicks in and keeps going up when you breathe :)

I cried... I had hiccups..... but I was expecting it to be kicking my ass more.

No ring of fire :)

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My fav!

This is one of my go to hot sauces. I love the smokey flavour of this sauce. Will be ordering it again.

Tasty

Hot, but not just for hot's sake. Really good flavour.