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Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally Hot Sauce Slap Heard Around the World


Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally Hot Sauce Slap Heard Around the World. After years of cow tipping, stealing dentures from my grandmother, and stealing lollipops from babies, I decided to move on to something more fun I spent weeks mixing the hottest ingredients known to man and have concocted the hottest sauce on earth So hot, in fact, that one taste will leave your head spinning, you knees knocking, and your mouth shouting. "Well, smack my ass and call me Sally.."

Ingredients: Tomato Paste, Pepper Extract, Vinegar, Molasses, Soy Sauce, Salt. 

Manufactured by Tijuana Flats 

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Based on 2 reviews
Was okay flavour bottle exploded

Was okay flavour bottle exploded on me full of air but otherwise was great and different

For people who are not

For people who are not hot sauce afficionados this sauce will pack a serious kick. For hot sauce enthusiasts, it has a sweet somewhat fruity flavour and a moderate-to-mild kick. Worth it for the price if you find you enjoy the flavour.

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First blood hot sauce is THE hottest sauce you can buy. It was way took hot for me. I love it!

Milder than expected, nice fruity undertones. Good FODMAPS option.

For me, milder means I use more each go. So I'm going through it quickly. Not sure if I'll get it again for awhile. So many options!

Good source for this Costa Rican salsa.

I ordered Linzano salsa which I discovered in Costa Rica. This is a great sauce if you want to add flavour to beans etc. without any heat. Also good price when compared to other sites that sold this product.

Good flavour/heat.

A friend recommended this site so I tried it out. This was the first bottle from my order to be finished. Great on wings, good flavour. Only got a 4 stars because I would have liked the bottle to bigger for the price. If it came in 1-2litre options I would buy. :)

Has some power

It’s got a nice sweet scent to it, but it’s has some very good kick to it, i would recommend to anyone that enjoys very spicy hot sauces.